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Overheard at Work

” … a serial killer with no sexual preference!?!?!?”


I have a friend whose superpower is “can utilize any and all social media to find Daddies who want to get dat ass”

His life is like a pornographic sitcom where the main character sleeps with married men, his English teacher, and cuddle bears with hearts of gold.

He’s the reason I know 50+ year olds are on Grindr …

I don’t even have a Grindr!

fuckyeahhardfemme:

taliaitscoldoutside:

moon-cunt:

jarabelunar:

ahealthierperspective:

rreen:

muddypetticoats:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

How to use your white privilege

If the “passing privilege” person is looking at this blog, this is one thing you can do, if you’re up to it.

Reblogging for excellence.

Too beautiful.

More passing people, and people who recognize white privilege should do this

for the white folk who ask “but what am i supposed to do about all of this”

soooooooosososososo so good.

WHITE PASSING/WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU EVER WERE GONNA WATCH ANYTHING WATCH THIS.

Just wanna state that I believe being hard femme also means using your privileges (whatever they may be) and your ability to be hard badass femmes to smash down on oppression just like this.

eilonwyllyrs:

kaztardis2y5:

burntlikethesun:

‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’

Friendly reminder that episode came out before book 7 did

J.K. Rowling helped write that episode of Doctor Who, hence all the Harry Potter references. 

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3leapfrogs:

trombalcazar:

(via TumbleOn)

www.3leapfrogs.tumblr.com_\||| (:)(:)(:)~ leaping!

3leapfrogs:

trombalcazar:

(via TumbleOn)

www.3leapfrogs.tumblr.com
_\||| (:)(:)(:)~ leaping!

(Source: foto-maniac2)

notquitesurehowtotakethis:

sonic-hip-attack:

nothingbutthedreams:

professor-sweetpea:

laughterkey:

Today in things that make my day: Colin Firth and Ben Barnes act out the scene from Eddie Izzard’s bit about British film on the set of a movie (I believe Easy Virtue). 

If you’re an Izzard fan this is a must-watch. 

“I’m always in here. Moving books slightly to the left.”

Just brilliant!

‘What is it Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.’

Just beautiful.

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

JAMES, you need this in your life!

This is beautiful and perfect

tunefulcandour:

a-short-history-of-nothing:

thelizardgamer:

The latest rumors surrounding the Xbox One are that the demos that Microsoft allowed people to play on at E3 were not running on an Xbox One, but instead running on high-end PCs with Titan graphics cards.


If this is the case, they were running the games on a system that is around 3x faster than the Xbox One.

These rumors are backed up by images that clearly show a high-end desktop under the displays of the Xbox One stands at E3.

Its like a train wreck that you can’t look away from

E3 2013 continues to be the greatest soap opera of all time

beautiful-untrue-things:

This: basically how I feel today. 

Somebody make it better, please?

search4zion:

acciocrayola:

i-said-adventure:

“This classmate turned best friend became the love of my life, and my very own fairytale ending. Our first date lasted over eight hours, as neither of us wanted to say goodnight. Later, she and I had the amazing opportunity to portray fairytale characters at a local theme park, a young boy who never wanted to grow up and the beautiful girl that flew away with him. After seven years of not wanting to say goodnight, I proposed to her and she said yes, and why not? Peter and Wendy turned out just fine.”

Spieling Peter and Carebear Wendy / Husband and Wife

sobbing forever

THEY GOT MARRIED!?!? OMG

DON’T WORRY A GIANT SEQUOYA JUST FELL IN MY EYES I’M FINE THESE AREN’T TEARS I DON’T HAVE ANY FEELS WHATSOEVER.

(Source: jelly-skittles)

videohall:

This may be the funniest Vine I have ever seen.

fattributes:

Creamy Roasted Garlic Shells with Italian Sausage, Peppers and Broccoli

fattributes:

Creamy Roasted Garlic Shells with Italian Sausage, Peppers and Broccoli

advocateur:

Egypt

advocateur:

Egypt

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geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

phlynn:

saying men cant be feminists is like saying white people cant believe in racial equality or straight people cant support gay marriage

just because you cant entirely understand someones situation doesnt mean they cant support them